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e-Proverbs for the 21st Century

Postby rahikumar » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:43 am

1 Home is where you hang your @.

2 The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

3 A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click

4 You can't teach a new mouse old clicks

5 Great groups from little icons grow.

6 Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

7 C:\ is the root of all directories.

8 Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

9 Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.

10 The modem is the message

11 Too many clicks spoil the browse.

12 The geek shall inherit the earth.

13 There's no place like home page.

14 Don't byte off more than you can view.

15 Fax is stranger than fiction

16 What boots up must come down.

17 Windows will never cease.

18 Virtual reality is its own reward.

19 Modulation in all things

20 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks

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