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Funny Sms

Postby anistaufiq212 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:45 pm

Funny Sms




MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?



Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.



Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman

gains her master .



Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.



Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!




http://www.smsdb.net/funny_sms.htm
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Re: Funny Sms

Postby jamesroy » Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:15 am

Escaped Convicts
Three convicts escape from jail and are being chased by police. They turn onto a dark alley and spot a bunch of potato sacks. Each of the three hide in one.
A policeman quickly comes through the scene and hears a rustling from the potato sacks. He goes over to them and kicks the first potato sack.
'Meow!' says the a convict. And the policeman goes to the next muttering, 'Stupid cats.'
He kicks the second potato sack and the second convict says, 'Woof!'
'Stupid dogs!' says the policeman while moving on to the next potato sack. The policeman kicks it, nothing, so he kicks it again and the last convict says, 'Potato potato!'
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Re: Funny Sms

Postby worriorway » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:48 pm

lol..very funny ...i would like to appreciate it from my bottom of heart
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Re: Funny Sms

Postby anurooj » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:36 am

Great post really.

Funny SMS
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Re: Funny Sms

Postby davidchatman » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:34 am

i like this very much
i would like to share one joke
"Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. "
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