Funny Sms
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master .
Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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