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Humorous Sayings

Postby manutd2011 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:28 am

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
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Re: Humorous Sayings

Postby blackmari » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:24 am

caught off guard in the last line..haha :smile:
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Re: Humorous Sayings

Postby ifiness » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:27 pm

I'm still waiting for the intersection of the E-reader and the tablet: an E-reader with wifi and a web browser. Then I can do all of my reading untethered.
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